Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old...

By friedbutter - 28/10/2012 14:53 - Canada - Pickering

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? - 31/05/2013 22:25 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 16:34

Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML

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By Gangnam - 16/11/2012 15:52 - Sweden - Bromma

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML

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By Latina - 11/01/2013 10:24 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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By Username - 21/07/2011 11:14 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

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They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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katdaiken 16

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:56

That's hilarious!

Cavebone 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:58

That's how I met my wife...

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vannahlol 6

Monday 29 October 2012 5:27

Why is your 10 year old worried about getting girls..?

Nbrandwine 7

Monday 29 October 2012 5:31

EYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADYYYYYYY

bellatrix0805 2

Monday 29 October 2012 6:36

Serves you right you bought it upon yourself the dance is pretty god damn awesome

jennuhm 4

Monday 29 October 2012 8:48

First one I've ever legit laughed at :} I even signed up for an account to say so!

spottyblanket 8

Monday 29 October 2012 8:56

haaha that is cute

seajrkmom 1

Monday 29 October 2012 13:49

What is Gangnam?

roxyelizabeth 3

Monday 29 October 2012 17:56

My 11 year old cousin and all his buddies at school believe the same thing.... God I feel sorry for their generation.

noisebox 1

Monday 29 October 2012 19:56

Can't blame the kid's motives....

ruthlessmofo 0

Monday 29 October 2012 19:58

When I was 10 I still thought girls had cooties.

moviedude5000 6

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:17

You brought it upon yourselves.

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Same thing different taste

Not now, Sweetie

Daddy's in the shit again

They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

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