By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
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lulubelles 33

He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health

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perdix 29

So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?

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kenleybunch 15

I can just imagine all the *LE GASP*s from the crowd lol. Also what the **** is the reason for the YDI? Because she was getting married?! C'mon

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DracoSpirita 21

People are probably thinking "Oh YDI because gay marriage is wrong." Well screw them. We know better, OP. :)

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Kalipczo 21

Hmm, das nasty. In all seriousness, he was probably just nervous with all the people watching him and junk. Fyl he vomited all over your pretty wedding dress though. Hopefully you're not a sympathy puker.

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TimeDisposalEngi 14

Most likely his tuxedo... Although I've seen some guys get married in a dress.

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fluffycatsdad 33

Bachelor party went a little too well?

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worldclassrager 39

...to love and to hold through sickness... *vomit* ...and health...

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buddy51 23

What a retch your groom regurgitated himself to be! That must have made for a nauseating pause in his project(ile)ing out his vows to you. Clearly, though, OP, he was just trying to help with the "something spew" portion of the ceremony! Did you, the minister, and the retch of the wedding party follow his lead and chunk-dump in unison? Still, a better love story than Twilight!!

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sassy2085 16

FYI from a sympathetic puker. Maybe it is a good luck omen or something :$

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sayhey22 19

Why the heck would you deserve this!?

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babygirl4855 11

I was thinking the same thing.

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LittlestPrincess 21

so? gay people have the right to get married in a lot of countries so this is perfectly plausible.

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Trish01 23

Aww, nothing says he'll love you forever like projectile vomit! Hope there weren't too many sympathy pukers at your wedding. FYL!

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ecascio2010 9

Technically he isn't your husband until the officiate says "I now pronounce you...", so he's still your fiancé.

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grumpybr 13

??? Do you think OP pulled out a phone in the middle of the puking to write this? Op does say "my husband" so fml was written after the ceremony.

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