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By NoTypeOfExercise - 11/07/2016 15:05 - United States - Encino

Today, my husband told me I couldn't go to my morning yoga class, because he needed to leave for work at 7:30 am sharp, and I wouldn't be back in time to watch our son. It's 8:05 am and he still hasn't left for work. FML

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By nepotwatism @ its finest - 23/09/2015 15:05 - Sweden - Halmstad

Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML

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By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2023 06:00

Today, after an argument over my timekeeping, my boyfriend bet me that I was incapable of being ready to leave the house by 6:30 to get our theatre seats. It got to 6:35 and I was rushing to tie my shoes while doing my lipstick when I heard him put the car in gear and drive off without me. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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By TeaTimeAbyss - 03/12/2022 16:00

Today, without any form of notice, my landlord started working on the upstairs windows at 6:30am. I have an at-home appointment at 8:30 for my autistic son that I can't move or postpone without notice. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By marie519 - 09/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

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Kevin can **** himself

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 00:01

Today, my husband was two hours late from picking up my daughter from practice. I called his cell once to check if they were alright. When they finally arrived, he was annoyed at me for "controlling" him. He then pushed his sweaty shirt in my face to take in his "musty scent". When I refused, he got mad again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

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PainInTheAsss 16

Monday 11 July 2016 22:36

I have an idea. It's called a pan and a soup spoon

camoMS 18

Monday 11 July 2016 22:36

Either something came up with his work, he's screwing with you, or he's being an ass. Let's just hope it's the first one.

Comments

kbecks87 16

Tuesday 12 July 2016 3:42

That feels both controlling and manipulative. Hopefully it's not an ongoing issue, but if it is, you might want to address that before it becomes something larger.

Mike_Oxhard 14

Tuesday 12 July 2016 4:07

OP, do you not know your own husband? There are people who are perpetually late and can't stick to a regimen, and that's just how they are. You should know if your husbands word is his bond or if he's a bit of a flake. Sounds like he's just trying to get some control, because he obviously didn't leave at the time he was adamant about.

meghanclean 17

Tuesday 12 July 2016 5:23

That's not cool of him. But, there are a lot of baby/mommy yoga classes and you should consider it if your husband is being a twat.

Mightytall 35

Tuesday 12 July 2016 6:56

Remind him of his important 7:30 am take off time ... It happens to everyone to forget stuff over night. And if you're not satisfied with his reaction or explanation, you can do the crying lotus three finger dog punch on his ass. And by the way, it's really not a healthy relationship style to complain via FML about a thing instead of sorting it between you and your husband immediately. So maybe **** your and your husbands and childs life ...

tinycritic 12

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:02

Every FML starts with "today" but that doesn't necessarily mean it just happened recently. A lot of fmls took place a long time ago but were recently just published. And by the way, people need to vent every now and then.

qwertyuiopasdfgh_fml 16

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:48

Just nag and when he's back you make sure you have a serious talk about it, your entire life isn't about watching your kid and you need some time for yourself too. Also, what about kindegarden?

jvanevery 19

Tuesday 12 July 2016 11:05

I'm going to yoga call me when you leave

Le_ponderer 14

Tuesday 12 July 2016 18:34

Just a suggestion: spread your mat & do some of your more limber poses in front of him (but do them with a little naughty moaning and eye contact). When he looks interested, tell him those moves are one of the benefits of yoga and you would like to learn more. Yes! It's a blatant attempt to get him to buy into supporting your need to Yoga but all's fair in love and yoga...

Bearsmomma 30

Thursday 14 July 2016 4:48

My marriage is full of similar situations. Sorry for your disappointment.

crazymadimadz 12

Friday 15 July 2016 0:10

I would seriously be so pissed, I hope you had a word with him, he's given you no respect, that's if he's being an ass or ******* with you. Let's hope something came up with work.