By Enni - 27/08/2016 08:47

Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
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Garnetshaddow 30

I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.

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SargeRho 6

...You married a dimwit.

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the_boyo_cgw 10

literally speaking he's right, though if you're having sex and not trying to have kids then his ****** serves no purpose either

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Real4Real 11

Actually it does, it dilates the cervix to allow more sperm through, thus raising the odds of pregnancy

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igottapee 27

well technically even in terms of procreation you could still get pregnant even without HIS ******

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Jyzlow 8

The female ****** also raises the levels of endorphins, which usually causes a lightheaded, almost weak feeling, causing the woman to lie there post-******. Because of the way the ****** is tipped when standing, it would cause the seminal fluid to run the wrong way, this has become an evolutionary tool to propagate the species. Humans are the only primate species in which the Female has an ****** as all other primates are quadrupedal.

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kiaora_fml 11

If women didn't have an ******, then we wouldn't want sex. Also the female ****** helps a couple to conceive, when we were trying for baby number 2 many years ago the doctor said although not essential, it greater increases the chance of conception

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captainsmegma 12

I disagree. It serves notice that I'm clear to dump a load.

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puppies4life 10

I'm gonna get shit for this but scientifically speaking, he's not wrong. The female ****** serves no purpose in creating offspring, and is not necessary to achieve pregnancy. It also is difficult to achieve "naturally" for most people. All unlike the male ******

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brezzyanna 17

It's not difficult for most people. And unless you're trying to get pregnant, the male ****** has no purpose either.

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sweetpotato301 7

What 34 said. Also while lots of women have trouble with g-spot orgasms, most people can achieve clitoral orgasms.

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puppies4life 10

Yes that's true about the male ****** however, I never mentioned anything about it. The point is that while the man's ****** serves the purpose of pregnancy when needed, the women's doesn't serve one either way. As far as achieving it, it's different for most people but that doesn't change the fact of it having no purpose

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itsjulia16 4

A guy doesn't have to even have an ****** to get a girl pregnant...ever heard of pre cum? also even tho usually orgasms and ejaculation usually correlates, it doesn't always...sometimes a guy can have an ****** and not ejaculate and sometimes a guy can ejaculate and not have an ******...same goes for women as well...but the point isn't semantics in this FML post it's clearly stating that my significant others doesn't care at alllll about trying to get my off and uses a very lame and implausible excuse to try to justify his thoughts and actions....serious douchebag she has on her hands.

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IHaveThePower 16

Buddy, if it's difficult for you to get a girl to cum 'naturally', might I recommend re-learning how to pleasure a partner? Because trust me...it's not hard in the SLIGHTEST.

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peterj96 11

The male ****** leads to the ejaculate that impregnates the woman, but the woman doesn't need to have an ****** to become pregnant because the necessary eggs should already be in place, so in that sense he is technically right. So now you just counter it with ok so unless you plan on impregnating me first shot there is no point in your ******.

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FantasyMistwood 6

So what grand purpose does the male ****** serve? Making babies? FTR, female ****** physically makes conception a great deal more likely. But that caters to the idea that sex is only for procreation, so if he wants to adopt that idea, then there is no reason to have sex or get him off except when you are trying to make babies. Does he still wish to abide by that reasoning?

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