By fmlpgh - 16/02/2010 11:51 - United States

Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
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caancoha 0

Next time you can offer him the giant, mutant tampon you pulled out of your ladyparts.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

A tooth for a tooth, exchange him your most prized molar.

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PsychoMerk 0

it's His.... right? o_O otherwise he's killing ppl in your basement and keeping teeth as souvenirs ;0 best check your garden >_>

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DarkArchon 0

I'm gonna need some pics. Also, you ate it right? Naturally it would have given you superpowers.

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Jrook 0

if that ain't love idk what is

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fuster 0

Message to the Tooth Fairy: You're fired!!

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meploLol 0

i think her husband may be a dentist...

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ninja_ness 3

what exactly makes it a mutant tooth? is it sprouting tentacles and growling at your ass?

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meploLol 0

I think the husband is a dentist!!!!!!!!!

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CallMeHush 0

If he pulled it himself he gets to punch an extra spot on his Man Card, if not give him a quarter from the Tooth Fairy.

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KurouTenshi 0

he's trying to send you a message: switch to colgate! >:D

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MadaZer0 8

The tooth fairy ain't gonna be happy about this~

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MonsterFeet 0

in my country, that is a token of love :D

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ringmybell_fml 0

and what country is that?

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