By fmlpgh - 16/02/2010 11:51 - United States

Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
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caancoha 0

Next time you can offer him the giant, mutant tampon you pulled out of your ladyparts.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

A tooth for a tooth, exchange him your most prized molar.

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youthink_fml 0

So what? You've touched grosser things of his with your mouth.

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cmotdibbler 4

Consider yourself lucky, my research involves eyes and black widow venom.

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Lightslei 0

I think the FML here may be that the tooth was decaying but I thought it took longer then a few months for a tooth to rot :/.

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ringmybell_fml 0

**** your life? dude, hold up. what's sitting in your hand is a little gem. a few things you can do with it: 1) sell it on eBay and make a hefty profit (because mutant teeth are the rage these days.) 2) make your husband find and give you more, then start a collection 3) pull out one of your own teeth, join the circus and learn to juggle them. 4) grind it up and sprinkle it onto the garden.

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ringmybell_fml 0

and 5) put it under your pillow in wait for the mutant toothfairy named lady gaga who will bless you with the gifts of monopoly money and expired coupons.

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CallMeHush 0

I have amassed a small jar of teeth over the years, I'm thinking of either gluing them into a random skull from my collection or spreading them around in a puddle of blood in an alley. Really I'm at a loss as what to do with them now.

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Free_Hugs10 0

I hope you put it under your pillow. That way the tooth fairy will think it's yours and give you a quarter!

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purplemnm 9

did it name itself after a renasaice(sp?) artist, move into the sewers and become a vigilante while having the mind of an adolescent?

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Ardell 0

Well next time, tell him to close his eyes and hold out one of his hands. And then drop one of your turds in his hand. Spread the love.

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