By fmlpgh - 16/02/2010 11:51 - United States

Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
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caancoha 0

Next time you can offer him the giant, mutant tampon you pulled out of your ladyparts.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

A tooth for a tooth, exchange him your most prized molar.

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rockstatic 0

"... I then gave it back to him and washed my hands. FML."

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sleephunters 8

Did you add it to the collection of his fingernail clippings?

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clux44 0

what mutant did he get the tooth from?

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samantha_durano 6

haha, why did he give it to you months later??

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SugarRushxx 0

it isn't true love till you hold something that's been in a mouth :p

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usuckkkkk 0

your life is totally ****** because u had a tooth in ur hand. shit u might as well kill urself now. ydi for thinking this is fml worthy.

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astro2 0

shutup "usuckkkkk" this website/app is for people to post what THEY feel they want to get off their chest Its not for your entertainment where you can jack off to someone elses misery. Don't think its FML worthy? go toss off to 'jerry springer' To FML poster, i say punch your husband in the face then milk this incident for all its worth and get him to take you to the dinner for pulling sh*t like this. Seriously if I had a nice wife like you (i'm guessing you're nice) i would hug and kiss you and not give you mutant teeth...or tooth to be specific. With such a mindset, he may actually try to take a dump on you next time. WTF??

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