By fmlpgh - 16/02/2010 11:51 - United States

Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
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caancoha 0

Next time you can offer him the giant, mutant tampon you pulled out of your ladyparts.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

A tooth for a tooth, exchange him your most prized molar.

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BabyBlondie 0

Ugh that's what most would call a "deal breaker" right there....

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mzhonesty 0

That's disgusting. -_- He might as well have spit on your hand.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Actually a dentist wouldn't remove his own tooth. Another dentist would. Perhaps he reached into his mouth and removed (i.e. pulled it) out himself. Quit trying to be the grammer police.

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ohSNAPyall 26

haha, nice. why did he wait so long to give it to you?

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mempholicious 0

damn gurl, yo dude is bigfoot. what else is large and mutant- like on him?

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ColdGold 6

He pulled it a few months ago and still had it in his hand all that time. Are you still holding it?

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spongebob95 0

he was trying to be nice? girls like u are why men are gay!

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