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By letdown13 - 03/04/2013 16:50 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

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By stuckhome - 08/04/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

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By no luck - 30/09/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I found out less than 3 weeks before my wedding my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML

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Non refundable

By honeymooner - 28/03/2012 10:47 - South Africa - Braamfontein

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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Dammit

By Lvdkinda - 18/06/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:39

Tonight, wear something really sexy to bed. Make all the right moves and say all the right things. Get him all worked up, then slam your legs shut, looked him straight in the eye and say, "APRIL FOOLS RIGHT BACK AT CHA ASSHOLE!"

saucyrossi 18

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:32

"April thirds...?"

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Kidkaplan 19

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:47

I say next april first, put siran wrap over the toilet bowl, and make him clean up his mess

perdix 29

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:50

You ought to take your divorce attorney to the honeymoon resort and **** his brains out as you plan your strategy to take your asshole husband for all he's got.

cb1002630 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:51

He went fool retard. You never go fool retard.

countryrose92 23

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:14

30, Picture makes it so much better.

joethebiden 8

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:51

More like April's ******* divorce. Go ahead. Asshole deserves it.

SexyQueen0905 24

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:01

Are you serious? Really? My dad has played much worse pranks on my mom (he once made her think he had chopped off his hand, and that all the money and time they'd spent on med school had gone to waste). Sure, she was mad but they're still together 15 years later and very happy. If you think it's appropriate to divorce over 5-10 minutes of anger, you're not going to be happy in life.

eddeeezzyy 19

Thursday 4 April 2013 0:54

I dunno why, but this actually looks like something that Joe Biden would say...

joethebiden 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 16:13

Well didn't I just say it?

baileymariee 10

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:00

Get payment info and book it. When he asks why, tell him he told you to.

Blaze321 5

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:07

You should get him back maybe.

titibug823 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:12

So sneak and get his payment info and book it anyway... when he asks say "Payback's a bitch isn't it?"

eur0 14

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:12

When he wants a ******* say yes then April fools!

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 3 April 2013 23:22

OP's husband seems like a bit of a jerk...but who knows, maybe this was payback for a prank she pulled on him? I say plot your revenge...and get him when he least expects it.