By Anonymous - 23/07/2013 04:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

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Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
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Awahso 25

Beyond stupid. Honestly with all the women who get drugged and sexually assaulted, if I were a bar tender I'd throw him out. And there is no way I would believe he was "role playing".

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Melix 31

Well, they were at least being cautious. What would of happened if this was real and not Role Playing?

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colvindj 22

What kind of ******* role play are y'all doing?...

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MidnightMusic53 37

Could you be any more moronic? If you want to role play, keep it in the bedroom. Nobody should be exposed to your "sexy" role plays because you're dumb enough to make them public. I can't believe you thought you should take your role playing to an actual bar. If you've got enough extra money, then invest in an at-home bar if you must do things like this. Do everyone a favor and stay at home when you decide to role play.

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Quiet_one 22

And that's why role playing your sexual fantasies should only be done in private. Honestly, what did you expect from someone who saw that? That bartender is awesome for looking out for that sort of crap and not putting up with your dumb explanations. It happens for real way too often. YDI and then some.

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TcheQ 12

How about choosing to roleplay your abusive/illegal fetish inside your own house.

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outoftown 26

I hope you tipped the bartender REALLY well for not calling the cops on him. Please, don't ever try this role-play in public again. YDI x 100.

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JestrRulz 12

role playing date rape...that's just sick

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Sionnach 10

:? The pickup thing, sure. Rape fantasy? Not my thing, but whatever floats your boat. Don't think I've heard of anyone doing that bit involving 'drugs', though...

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FalconWhitaker 20

I'm not going to judge you for having kinks, but that was a really, REALLY bad idea to do in public. I'm actually very glad that the people in the bar reacted like they did. Imagine it wasn't your husband doing that – wouldn't you want that person to get thrown out for trying to drug you? In future, I suggest that you do roleplaying like that in your own home. Pick a room, dress it up like a bar, have your husband be the bartender and go from there. That way, it's safe for both of you.

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