Health: Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up....

By anonymous - 25/02/2016 21:55 - United States

Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML

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By Frazzled - 10/04/2011 10:59 - United States

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2022 04:00

Today, it's been a week since my husband woke up with what the hospital says is transient amnesia. He’s lost about 15 years of memories and thinks he’s in his 20’s. We’ve only been married 5 years, and dated 3 years before that, so he has no idea who I am, has no idea his parents are dead, or who our son is. FML

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Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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Supportive

By Defeated - 31/07/2021 18:01

Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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Jerk

By Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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Remember planking?

By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML

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Friday 26 February 2016 8:11

Let him win this one

crazyindynathan 13

Friday 26 February 2016 8:10

At least he doesn't have any memory problems...

Comments

corky1992 33

Friday 26 February 2016 15:43

At least he woke up.

Lilandrea_fml 3

Friday 26 February 2016 16:22

I would have put this one on My Life is Great : "Today, my husband finally woke up from his 5 weeks coma ! MLIG !!". This does not belong here.

mswim 27

Friday 26 February 2016 18:15

Okay, I'm sorry, but that is hilarious.

vancezd 12

Friday 26 February 2016 18:34

Damn he's lucky, his memory is spot on

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 26 February 2016 19:24

Wow, such tenacity. Let him win this one.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 26 February 2016 19:32

For you, it's been 5 weeks. For him, it's been less than an hour. I'd likely still be pissed, too.

pandarae 12

Friday 26 February 2016 23:18

I would just laugh and be happy the dudes alive. Let him win.

delichick 27

Friday 26 February 2016 23:39

Your husband was in a come for 5 weeks due to a accident and youre on here harping cause he starting on the arguement you both were having at the time at the accident. He didnt die, hes still not in a coma, he remembers the arguement...let it go & let him recover. Hes alive thats the important thing