Health: Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up....

By anonymous - 25/02/2016 21:55 - United States

Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

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By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML

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Friday 26 February 2016 8:11

Let him win this one

crazyindynathan 13

Friday 26 February 2016 8:10

At least he doesn't have any memory problems...

Comments

zdhjr 3

Saturday 27 February 2016 2:53

That's ******* love and coma bitch you better argue with him before you tell him he was in a coma

badbitch23 15

Saturday 27 February 2016 3:15

This sounds like a romantic sitcom

obake_neechan 14

Saturday 27 February 2016 3:50

Did he still think he was in the car driving for a few minutes? And I am impressed.

Darkreign333 23

Saturday 27 February 2016 11:04

As a widow OP, you are damn lucky he's alive. Now knock some sense into him to so he can realize the same.

Matttis 7

Sunday 28 February 2016 9:03

Wow,now THAT'S dedication!

Kailayla 29

Sunday 28 February 2016 10:02

Wow, talking about trying to have the last word!

blackonblight 32

Monday 29 February 2016 0:52

For you it's been five weeks. For him it's been five minutes.

MrZsDad 19

Monday 29 February 2016 10:50

Now that is love. lol

Masift 21

Monday 29 February 2016 17:00

arguments end, and you eventually forgive each other and forget about it, just be happy he's ok :)

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:59

To all the people calling OP heartless for being upset that her husband woke up and continued the argument, you're focusing on the wrong aspect. She isn't upset he woke up. She's upset that the first thing he wanted to do was continue the argument. That means he didn't ask how she was, if she had been hurt, if heMd missed anything important, what injuries he had sustained, was anyone else hurt in the wreck, has she been okay, have their kids been okay (if they have any) or about anything else he missed. The most important thing to him was to finish that argument instead of asking the questions that he actually should have been concerned about. The fact so many people leapt to the conclusion she was being a bitch for being upset about his first action being an argument astounds me.