Health: Today, my husband won't seek medical treatment for a condition...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2015 09:26 - United States - Lexington

Today, my husband won't seek medical treatment for a condition he's been living with for years because he saw an episode of House, in which the treatment made the condition worse in a very rare instance. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2022 18:00

Today, out of sheer stubbornness, my husband forced himself to go to the toilet despite severe constipation. He forced it so hard he now has a migraine and his nose won’t stop bleeding, but he won’t go see a doctor. He could have burst an artery in his brain but no, he knows better than "some doctor." FML

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By Damn it, Charles - 09/12/2022 21:00

Today, I took my friend to the emergency room because he was having heart problems. The doctors recognized him, and one of them had something to say: "Charles, can you not wait until you're practically dying to seek medical treatment?" This is gonna be a long day. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 20:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I introduced my dad, who is a surgeon, to the TV show 'House, M.D.' I thought it'd be a good bonding experience. How wrong I was. He spent the whole time yelling about the "insane" medical inaccuracies, then lectured me about my crappy taste in TV. FML

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Charlatans

By freakofnature - 31/03/2012 16:17 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

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By gas mask please - 02/01/2022 14:01

Today, my husband is refusing to go to a gastroenterologist. His farts have gotten so rank, they could be used as weapon to extract info from political prisoners, but he still insists nothing is wrong. Another night of this and I’ll be sleeping outside in in 30°F weather. FML

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Brave

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 04:01

Today, my husband got home from hospital following a suicide attempt that was a hair's breadth from being successful, and told me he did it because he can’t handle being married, being a father, having responsibilities, then he moved out and refuses to come home. FML

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Supportive

By Defeated - 31/07/2021 18:01

Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, my husband is upset that I refuse to sign off on a loan for $10k for an experimental surgery on his 11 year-old chronically ill dog. It will ultimately put more trauma on the poor creature, but he refuses to listen or let go. Not to mention the kids and mortgage. FML

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By spougeineye1 - 03/04/2012 16:37 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

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By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML

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UUUHQ 11

Monday 19 October 2015 16:26

Oh television... Well tell him that for his own good, if he wants to stay alive in your house, he should go see treatment. I hope he gets better, good luck OP!

ThePaperDragon 31

Monday 19 October 2015 16:29

Maybe contact a physician and explain the condition so that they may attempt to make contact with your husband and explain the benefits of treatment.

Comments

juicy_extasy 25

Monday 19 October 2015 16:38

To me, House is worse than Web MD in escalating things. Consider mentioning that House is meant to be exaggerated to create drama and grab the viewers attention because it is in fact, a fictional show.

Unlovable_Me 14

Monday 19 October 2015 16:39

Just wait till he sees the Walking Dead. Your house will be boarded up and fortified before you know it with a stockpile of food, water, and ammunition for the impending apocalypse.

chronicB 19

Monday 19 October 2015 16:51

cut off his dick

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 19 October 2015 23:20

You're an idiot.

kbecks87 16

Monday 19 October 2015 16:54

He's an adult. If that's the way he wants to live his life then he can deal with the consequences later.

smackaroonial 20

Monday 19 October 2015 20:00

But as an adult with a family you need to also consider how the consequences will affect them. He shouldn't be selfish.

beeferjay 34

Monday 19 October 2015 16:59

just withhold

Dinonick 15

Monday 19 October 2015 17:11

Pretty ironic considering House would call him an idiot.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 19 October 2015 21:57

And then spend the next 20 minutes mis-diagnosing him before finally figuring it out just as he's about to die.

tiger820 20

Monday 19 October 2015 17:24

he must be born and raised in Kentucky too!

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 19 October 2015 23:45

And you're from west philadelphia, born and raised?

Schizomaniac 24

Wednesday 21 October 2015 0:07

On the playground is where you spend most of your days?

Seabass_Chan 33

Monday 19 October 2015 18:05

Tell your husband that House is mostly bullshit. It's like reading a Wikipedia article and deciding what the best thing is to do based on that. Except, Wikipedia is much more accurate than House.

TreeTreeMan 23

Monday 19 October 2015 18:10

Very true #24, House is v serious scrubs, fun to watch but not real life

Lalala579121 27

Monday 19 October 2015 21:59

It is actually moderately accurate as far as basic symptoms and diagnoses go. Many of the cases are based loosely off real life cases. They just exaggerate how fast everything happens and how extreme it gets.