Love: Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By angryinlaws - 12/10/2013 07:23 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after almost 2 days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML

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Nervous?

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Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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lidemocr 0

Monday 27 December 2010 22:53

it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this

sallen0046 4

Monday 27 December 2010 22:55

Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.

Comments

EdenLis 14

Friday 8 June 2012 19:08

.... And...? -_- Maybe he just actually needed to yawn.

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 11:13

Advice of soon-to-be-divorced to both of you: run!

paulhawkes 5

Wednesday 5 June 2013 21:48

A sign of your future

2taylornissly 1

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:59

Talk about rude

crystalxa 35

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:28

Yawn are contagiou! But hopefully your wedding was amazing and beautiful so no one was yawing. Maybe your husband had too much fun at his bachelor party!