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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By boohoo - 16/12/2024 06:00 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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tehrealone 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:19

Prove him wrong!

NIRVANA1990s 1

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:18

ha! I'd be scarred forever

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rosesofash860 8

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:55

You should have said: No you don't, my sis is post op trans. I'm still a dude! That would have freaked him out! XP ( No offense to the trans FMLers).

BirdIzDuhWord 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:56

Tap dat.

melrose90210 10

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:06

That's freakin hilarious !

pinkredneck30 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:25

Sorry but, I lmfao @ that one!

EverBrighter 0

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:26

That's actually hilarious xD

jlflynn1978 1

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:31

I have an identical twin ... 1st - what a sleezbag!! ... 2nd- obviously goes to show you how smart he is....idiot

rotarbiv 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:40

That's Awsome. Sounds like something I'd do.

SchlomoTheGrinch 18

Wednesday 13 June 2012 6:48

Time to come up with 1001 ways to screw with his mind! I kinda think your sister would agree and happily join forces with you =)

ahester 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 7:04

I've had it happen to me. My identical twins bf said that and that he liked my body instead. Bc I was fatter than her. Awkward since then.

kirklandcn1983 2

Wednesday 13 June 2012 7:04

That does make sense lol

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