Intimacy: Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get...

By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

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kbaker90 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:43

Two things: 1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious. 2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*

lazerdude07 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:41

what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence

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wjohns5 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:46

dick head you're probably the reason she's so self conscious

hydraj 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:55

you are such an idiot man! let me guess, your first girlfriend?

msshaye 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:55

I'm thinking that you'll never get a chance again. She probably wont take her clothes off for you for a long time.... Sucks to be you!

msshaye 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:55

I'm thinking that you'll never get a chance again. She probably wont take her clothes off for you for a long time.... Sucks to be you!

Ancarnia 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:55

I can empathize, cause I'm pretty OCD too. But I have a penis and intend to use the damn thing. Guess what wins when a strip tease is happening?

theAnimalsPain 10

Friday 20 August 2010 0:56

oh wow, that made it soooo much worse. that suxx, guess it sucked or u were nervous haha

jkea06 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:58

what an ass

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 20 August 2010 2:40

That's what he should have said.

samanthaaarose 0

Friday 20 August 2010 6:33

^ win! :)

Amberlyn 0

Friday 20 August 2010 7:43

LOL @#112

Peacemaker9 7

Friday 20 August 2010 7:55

lol win!!!!!

mcsoccer905 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:01

dude ur a total dick

Mauskau 35

Friday 20 August 2010 1:06

you're a bastard. I'd hit you in the nuts

lalagurl5 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:35

yaaaa u tell em!!!

cupcake101609 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:12

Wow **** up

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