By MisterT - 19/05/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano down and came back two hours later. The clog is still there, but the glue on the pipe is not and now there is Drano-water all over the floor, staining and dissolving everything in my kitchen. FML
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lizabethp 11

You shouldn't have waited two hours to check on it!

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jokerzthe 5

not a smart thing to do next time call mario

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transam87 0

use always a plunger

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srunano 4

Then clean that shit up and don't waste time on fml

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calexis17 0

true that number one. be smart, ask a man. FAFP

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Nylecroc 0

4 he is a man... oh you meant a real man i got ya

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calexis17 0

6- aha. indeed... or at least, I'll let you think that I knew what I was talking about.

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Chickenfoot117 6

oh noes, I tried to fix it myself! I wish I could pay someone to do it, now you will spend more moolah repairing your stupidity plagued kitchen than the cost to ring up a plumber,

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rawritsmary 0

op... ydi. you should know what you're doing when you mess with stuff like drain-o. if you're not careful..you could end up with broken pipes and drain-o all over your floor. :P

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calexis17 0

26- you have a cute style, and an amazing looking set-up.

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rawritsmary 0

27- thanks! I like yer style too :3 and you're gorgeouss.

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RedPillSucks 31

^^^ Sponge Bob didn't make his bed.

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SubjectX 0

Did #1 graduate jr high, or is he as dumb as he looks?

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karina_said 0

i think 1 was trying to speak Yoda. plunger you use always(?)

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transam87 0

48 - hides behind an image cuz he's deformed and he's a sucubus. p.s. I have a masters degree in chuck norris

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awkwardturtley 0

hahahaha nope he's about in seventh grade like my Chuck Norris obssessed little brother :)

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yeah right, a master's degree in chuck Norris flavored nachos...

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jokerzthe 5

not a smart thing to do next time call mario

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yourlifesfucked 0

ya sure, he'll fix ur pipes but he'll steal all your gold coins and stomp on your pet turtle. bastard!

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lizabethp 11

You shouldn't have waited two hours to check on it!

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shayyyyy 0

exaclty what I was thinking #5

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hollee 0

ya, draino works great, after like 15 MINUTES, try reading the instructions!!

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nicholaslim 0

plunger should always be the first choice, only if it doesn't work, then try something else.

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jplumbob 4

not true. draino is designed not to eat glue joints no matter how long it stands in plastic pipes. Fail.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Some dumbass could've used the wrong glue.

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jokerzthe 5

WTF I just noticed there a different option now. i agree, your life sucks and Yeah! way to show'em. does anyone else see this???

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Diannaa 0

haha it says that after you click either FYL or YDI

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transam87 0

welcome to fml, newbies alert!

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natas_fml 13

kill it with fire!

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srunano 4

I could have gone my whole life without needing to read that... :)

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FYLDeep 25

Should have just taken the trap off and cleaned it. It'll probably smell like shit, but it's the best way to go about cleaning it.

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rabidfurball 0

it says to run the water after 5 min for a reason...

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jemmmaa 0

yeah... ydi you shouldn't have waited that long

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SeeSea 11

isn't it like 10-15 minutes? and then 30 minutes for tough clogs. and yeah should've read the bottle...YDI

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