Miscellaneous: Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano...

By MisterT - 19/05/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano down and came back two hours later. The clog is still there, but the glue on the pipe is not and now there is Drano-water all over the floor, staining and dissolving everything in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 08:00 - Australia

Today, I had to temporarily remove the drain pipe under the sink. I absentmindedly poured the stinky water from the trap into the now drainless sink, and flooded the cupboard I was working in with it. FML

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By Noname - 09/01/2009 11:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off their hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe for damages. FML

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By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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By HomeChump - 28/09/2016 05:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML

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By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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lizabethp 11

Wednesday 19 May 2010 9:15

You shouldn't have waited two hours to check on it!

jokerzthe 5

Wednesday 19 May 2010 9:11

not a smart thing to do next time call mario

Comments

wairdt 5

Wednesday 19 May 2010 10:23

My dad is a plumber. He says to NEVER use Draino.

xnty 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 10:58

why is that wairdt?

yourlifesfucked 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:15

draino kills his business, obv. least it does when people use it correctly.

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 May 2010 11:36

MisterT, I pity you, fool! A whole bottle of Drano?!? Sounds like someone doesn't have time to read directions. You might want to take a bottle of Tylenol to relieve your headache. Maybe two. The outcome wouldn't be good for you, but the gene pool would become slightly less murky.

mcdixon23 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 11:55

Fail ha

einauglein 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 12:02

Great job reading and following the instructions that are on. the. Draino. bottle.

steve_jobs_fml 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 12:05

let me get this stright.... you think your life is ****** coz your sink is clogged for a day... amazing.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 May 2010 15:34

His life is f*cked cause he didn't take the time to read the draino bottle and now the kitchen floor is *ruined* (voice of Stewie). This is a prelude to how the rest of his life will be. He'll choose to use nair products to remove the hair on his junk. Not reading the directions, he'll melt it off.

awkwardturtley 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:27

xD haha I had to completely reread your comment so stewie could say it :3 made my day for sure!

kaiser_m 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 14:02

read the directions, moron.

mclonin 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 15:14

they make these things, they're called plungers. they cost about a dollar, and they're much safer and more effective than draino. and I agree, you should be cleaning instead of complaining on fml. loser

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 May 2010 15:31

You're fapping at her dads crack?

razorp 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 15:37

read the instructions idiot

city147 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 15:46

yup that's the thing they forget to tell u DRAINO EATS EVERYTHING!! I just had the plumber in as well because draino ate the entire pipe away inside the wall causing water to flood down inside wall everytime the tub and sink ran water flooding out into my basement! USE A PLUNGER DO NOT USE DRAINO lesson learned!