Miscellaneous: Today, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding... - FML

By mets300 - 13/04/2013 11:22 - United States - Oneida

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

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mets300 8

Monday 11 November 2013 7:08

Hey guys op here again. I was so overtired that I couldn't quite put it together that one should in fact unfold a folding chair to properly use it. I should have made this clear, I suppose, based on the colossal backlash I've received. Thanks, all.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 13 April 2013 16:00

I understand... Those damn things are tough as hell...

rg350dx 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 16:17

I'm surprised OP even finished writing this FML...

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inolongercare 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 18:25

Hey... They still taste food frozen :-)... At least that is my excuse...

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 13 April 2013 18:27

You're happy because of that? Quit being lazy OP.

Slimma 20

Saturday 13 April 2013 18:57

Too lazy to open a folding chair... but feel pleased enough and not too lazy to post about it. Mannn... someone has some issues.

Jacksparrow72 21

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:35

Ydi.

sgtcxelite 11

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:41

Wouldn't an unfolded folding chair be, you know, open already? Because it's not folded up?

hooligyn123 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:46

aw hell guess you could have me on that one. I just don't like to think of everyday simple maneuvers of life as work. Maybe I'm not as lazy at home as I thought then lol

Duberz 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:11

Your trying to be lazy, which means your working, so your not actually lazy.

ApollosMyth 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:01

38- I don't think he wanted to accomplish opening the chair though>.

grafeety 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:01

I think laziness takes forethought. OP would expend less effort unfolding the chair than sitting on it unfolded and getting back up from the ground.

Polynomial 28

Saturday 13 April 2013 21:03

YDI, but that does take skill. This FML made me find that out the hard way.

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