By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
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I_see_your_anger 10

How dare you get a promotion you worked for.

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catanita 18

This post is both ''I agree your life suck'' as well ''You deserve it''. You should have reported him to your superiors rather than firing him on the spot.

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Dexter83_fml 17

And "abusing power" is not gross misconduct at the very worst a warning please update us OP

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Alorithan 16

I feel like there's more to the story here.

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ImZakki 15

I bet if you didn't fire him, you would've been fired for not doing your job

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clawstrophobic 15

At least you don't have to work with that asshat anymore

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worldclassrager 39

Appel that...you had the right to do so and that seems like it should have been done

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wonandonly 11

Are you Geno Smith and is your coworker the guys that punched Geno Smith?

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bad_boyfriend 10

two word: Hostile Workplace

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