Kids: Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when...

By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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Uggo

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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swaneh 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:10

Nothing like a cold dose of reality in your younger years, eh?

perdix 29

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:15

Tell her if she learns to drink a lot, forget how to say "no" and make good sammiches, she'll be able to get by.

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tuffclick 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:06

that the funny shit I heard all week

kingtut95 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:08

you mean bitch

mps1969 8

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:53

That's what your mom said last night !

xlovelessx 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:16

lol that's hilarious if she's 5-6 fyl tho

WreckerGirl 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:20

That's horrible, OP. I feel so bad for you. xo

blastvortex 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:26

It's the kid's FML more than it is yours, OP.

kingtut95 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:27

I agree

Tbone611 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:35

at least she let you know. now you can fix your face and make her happy...

mckkayua 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:46

fyl! i'm so sorry!

saranottelling 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:10

F your sister's life more. It's bad enough she's going to look like you, but she's also going to have that, "Oh, I'm soooooo ugly and nobody will ever like me because of it!" attitude. I hope she gets friends!