By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
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IronSkye 7

Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.

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Top comments

Pwn17 25

Damn, your sister is a genius. An evil genius.

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MissWhitneyB 17

A hustler in training & a genuis, I like :D. What kid would think to place lemons next to it as well!

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Comments

skyeyez9 24

I tried a sip of my dad's beer when I was 8 and it was gross. Then the aftertaste took awhile to dissipate. I tried it again when I was older and still hated it. I guess I will never acquire a taste for beer.

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ApollosMyth 22

Because beer is disgusting, no one ever likes it when they first drink it.

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

You guys must drink a lot of piss water. Try a local beer. Those taste a lot better than that massed produced stuff from factories.

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popaacxx 10

Sounds like your sister is part of the failing generation. Better give her some hard discipline!

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lacrossekid25 6

Not to be rude, but maybe you should worry about your own family.(;

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kn1ghtf1re 2

Just an FYI, "light" beer has nothing to do with things. Light means lighter in color and taste, lite means less calories. Neither have to do with alcohol content. Just saying.

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horneyhic 15

No light beer means less alcohol ussually about 1% less

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joeblow6969 5

lmao it has less calories because it has less alcohol mr beer expert.

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rt156 16

She obviously knew what she was doing and she has good brains for business

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greenpixi 10

Am I the only one to whom this sounds kinda fake? Especially after the explanation from the OP

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