Love: Today, my live-in girlfriend and I broke up. She told me she... - FML

By skizpow7 - 28/07/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, my live-in girlfriend and I broke up. She told me she can't leave because she has nowhere to go. I'm stuck with her until she finds a job and an apartment. FML

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skizpow7 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 4:30

It is my apartment, and we broke up mutually. she moved here from 50 miles away to live here and we'd been together two years. we just recently figured out that our relationship was great... right up until she moved in. we simply can't live together. and I'm not gonna kick her out, totally rude. she gave up her life in her town to come live here, I don't expect her to be able to up and leave. she's only been here a month and doesn't know anyone close and her parents live 4 states away. it'll just be super awkward. FML

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smokergirl420 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:25

It sucks that you guys weren't able to live together, and I really respect you for not kicking her out. I know how it is to not have anyone else to rely on other than my bf. Things will be awkward but since it sounds like the two of you didn't have a terrible nasty breakup and it was a mutual agreement then I don't think it will be too too awkward. Good luck to both of you.

shotgunhr 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 23:17

just kick her out. it's her problem, not yours

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Solano2580 24

Thursday 29 January 2015 20:05

just say that it isn't your problem, she might be trying to mooch off of you more

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