Love: Today, my live-in girlfriend and I broke up. She told me she... - FML

By skizpow7 - 28/07/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, my live-in girlfriend and I broke up. She told me she can't leave because she has nowhere to go. I'm stuck with her until she finds a job and an apartment. FML

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skizpow7 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 4:30

It is my apartment, and we broke up mutually. she moved here from 50 miles away to live here and we'd been together two years. we just recently figured out that our relationship was great... right up until she moved in. we simply can't live together. and I'm not gonna kick her out, totally rude. she gave up her life in her town to come live here, I don't expect her to be able to up and leave. she's only been here a month and doesn't know anyone close and her parents live 4 states away. it'll just be super awkward. FML

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smokergirl420 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:25

It sucks that you guys weren't able to live together, and I really respect you for not kicking her out. I know how it is to not have anyone else to rely on other than my bf. Things will be awkward but since it sounds like the two of you didn't have a terrible nasty breakup and it was a mutual agreement then I don't think it will be too too awkward. Good luck to both of you.

shotgunhr 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 23:17

just kick her out. it's her problem, not yours

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amiemariej 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 21:25

this isn't an FML this is just an ML

aback 4

Friday 30 July 2010 3:03

Bring lots of girls home. Forbid her to bring strangers into "your" place. She ought to get the message pretty soon. Oh, and take your keys back. Require her to knock to be let in. Make her buy/fix her own food, buy her own toiletries. Don't make this easy for her.

hoghunter 1

Friday 30 July 2010 3:08

to hell with that. kick her ass out.

TheGerman 0

Friday 30 July 2010 10:14

Listen most of these people are mental commenting on something they know nothing about... If she broke up with you she would have already had a place lined up to go weather it's with a friend or whatever to which leads to the fact that she would be playing a head game with you, now if you broke up with her then you are a nice guy for letting her stay until she gets situated. if she cheated in you then YDI for not kicking her ass out. Good luck with your situation but this really isn't a FML...

nismo_r2 5

Friday 30 July 2010 16:44

DUDe KICK TGAT BITCH OUT! SHE IS PROLLY ******* ANOTHER DUDE

Dmiller7 3

Friday 30 July 2010 17:37

That sucks, but its really nice of u not to kick her out on the street.

ralphgragasin 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 1:18

wow! you lot dnt like writing big comments do you?

taytayg1 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 3:40

hahahah welll why the hell was she even living with u in god damn first place common sense so thats to bad for u suck it up

Tauren 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:16

THREESOME!!!

imahawk 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:26

kick tha bitch out!!! wutchu waitin fahh mutha fucka!?!??!?!

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