By mirandale - 02/07/2015 05:53 - United States - Durham

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML
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mirandale 7

Hi, everyone! OP here. I made an account so I could post a follow up. (: Three hundred characters is pretty short to explain the whole thing, but basically since we hadn't seen each other for several weeks, my boyfriend and I both decided to think of something romantic we could do this weekend to surprise the other with. I actually thought his first surprise was hilarious - but he wasn't serious! I get my "real" surprise tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it! Thanks for all the comments, guys!

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alex_622 22

What's wrong with that surprise OP? It could've been a bad surprise....

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Comments

Hugo26_fml 11

In a way that was romantic it means he thought of you even when you weren't around

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leogachi 15

Why do people think that's romantic? I think about people when they aren't around all the time.

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killer0689 20

guys can give such surprises often :p

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fuxtix 17

I've ruined it now, but when I read this FML it appropriately had 69 comments!

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Amorettex 19

I don't see how this is a FML Lol just be happy your getting the D

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JKPwnage 27

It's hard for us guys to shave down there. We don't wanna shave our dick off. Also we don't really care about our own looks as much.

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YoursAlways98 13

I hope you're not complaint cause I would be so happy if I guy did that for me.

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