By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
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Miguemex95 4

Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.

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bitchpleasemike 7

didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL

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Pentium_4 27

the "you totally deserved it" button should be disabled for this FML...

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fancyclown 9

I agree. Then again, with FMLs, you often don't know the entire story.

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Epsilonyx 15

Reunited and it feels so good.

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AcidLacedBong 5

Your neighbor should be a character witness and attest to your side

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idiothater1 4

That's shithouse mate. He should have stayed lost.

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Calyx_fml 21

That's what you get for forgetting his fathers day gift.

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jnaust 8

I would have. Would have been a better story

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DeOilers 9

Yeah well this isn't a story from a book, this is real life.

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ScarletBloom 14

Your bonding session with your long lost dad was a horrendous one.

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andzander 1

Really? You don't say!

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