Miscellaneous: Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then...

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Miguemex95 4

Monday 23 January 2012 8:56

Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.

bitchpleasemike 7

Monday 23 January 2012 9:01

didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL

Comments

lucyinthesky420 10

Monday 23 January 2012 10:14

That's horrible they didn't believe you... Did they not notice your dad was wasted? Lolll.

coyoteGenocide 0

Monday 23 January 2012 10:18

yup, sounds about right for the U.S. law enforcement system. Sorry OP.

swishaa218 5

Monday 23 January 2012 14:46

Yep.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 January 2012 15:58

The cops dont have lie detectors as standard equipment. They may start out believing one sides story. Hopefully, after questioning and assessing the situation they came to the right conclusion. Being a cop is a hard job, especially in a "domestic" dispute where it's not clear who the bad guy is.

lex1459 38

Monday 23 January 2012 10:27

Did they ever arrest him??

clue_me_in 20

Monday 23 January 2012 10:37

You father is a dick, and you're better off without him. I hope they believe you now OP.

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 23 January 2012 10:40

OP, this is awful I am so sorry for you. Hopefully the police will come to their senses, if he bashed you go to the hospital get them to check you out and get a statement.