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By Squishy - 22/08/2010 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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You deserved it 3 187

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Just a friend

By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 114

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 23 August 2010 9:17

Just dump him. It's not complicated.

jane14 0

Monday 23 August 2010 9:19

totally dump him.

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still_thinking 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:34

shoot him lol

LTHoratioCaine 4

Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:44

Murder. I... Will, find you.

LTHoratioCaine 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:57

it's not a date... It... is more YEEEAAHHHHH!!!!!

Nirrashi91 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:20

Wow.... What a douche! Lol.....furi kuri!

cassieme 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:29

Well the other girl he loves might just be his mom or little sister!

Necrophobritt 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:03

this sounds familiar to be completely honest with you... I am the other girl in the situation. thankfully I live in Cali and not the uk.

physwiz2727 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 19:01

jealous much?

cinnamondiva 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:33

get a better boyfriend.

redshortsx 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 0:16

Dump. His. Ass. Now.

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 10:58

Subtle.. Very subtle..

sweetypieluvsyou 9

Monday 30 July 2012 0:52

He could be going there with his mom...

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Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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Today, I found out my diet and exercise plan wasn't nearly as effective when it comes to weight loss as I had originally thought. It turns out what really accounts for all the weight I've been losing is tapeworms. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's mother called me. She assumed that I bought him a PS3 for Christmas, and she and the rest of his family have only purchased him games to go with it. The thing is, I already got him an expensive gift. Now, I have to scramble to come up with the money to get this for him instead, and save the coat I bought for his birthday. FML

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Just a friend

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