By SaintGoobers - 06/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Cambridge

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
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SaintGoobers 19

Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.

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Greenteamextreme 16

They sound better then the originals if you ask me!

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pizzzah 9

She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job

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worldclassrager 39

Well we might have a new Christmas carol album out soon...I'd buy it

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Mc2013 18

Rudolph the Red Nosed Asshole is my favorite holiday song. I sing it when I go caroling.

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bikergirl93 18

Why the hell does your five year old daughter know those words anyway!!! she's five!!!!

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KatyLarae 13

I bet those are hilarious though.

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bossxxlady 5

She's 5, what are you exposing her to that she's saying those things. You as the parent are supposed to be shaping the child and controlling her environment-to a certain extent- until she's old enough to solve problems successfully and make decisions.

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SaintGoobers 19

Thanks for your great Advice! I know not to cuss around my child. Talk to her father if your going to complain.

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VancouverGuy89 9

How do you let your child know such bad language I don't even say the word damn In front of mine

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micka13_123 7

LOL she's going to be a great song writer one day.

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