By beaten - 13/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0

Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.

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sakurachan04 0

That sucks, but... You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die... Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.

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ju1c3 0

I am a ******* marine! and any of us could kick a seals ass!! get your shit right or don't comment! USMC Bat 5 Co 3

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noncom 12

I hate to admit it because I love the corps, against one, yeah we could beat their but against two or more we would be screwed. And I truly admire the Corps. My father serves in Vietnam. I believe it was one tour. He was mostly on base. I believe he was on guard detail. He got me hooked on the USMC.

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ZleveL 0

uhhh 41 no they can't. that's why the USMC is the smallest branch in the US military. there's only like 400, 000 marines I think

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tlf1231 0

#141. Sry but ur an IDIOT if u think that a marine can kick a seals ass

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that_guy_ollie 0

they would get banned from sea world xD

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tlf1231 0

There is no way that a marine could make it through hell week in bud/s training

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FMLWarfare 0

if it's a Navy Seal then your chances of beating them are low. Navy officer, or a regular "Groupee" of the Navy your chances are way higher.

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Tarak_fml 7

on the one hand at least you stood by him. on the other, you should know better thanto try an fight a Seal

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urmomsmeatstick 0

Next time fight them in the water!

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KandiceCane 3

at least you didn't lose to a coast guard

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