Health: Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of...

By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 20:21 - United States

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Sean - 09/10/2010 20:54 - United States

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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By hellokitty133 - 30/09/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:24

OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(

itscarrie 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:13

ouch! that's pretty insensitive.

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Simdis 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 6:15

I have yet to see one case of symmetrical acne. Your math teacher is a retard.

esushi 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:30

Maybe the example was that it WASN'T symmetrical? Hellooo people.

sara_no_H 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:13

ouch. that's really harsh. what an a$$ hole. and everybody that says you deserve can go f#@% themselves. that crap can be really hard to get rid of, no matter what you use/try.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 23 October 2009 11:10

+1 for having symmetrical acne. That's awesome.

haha_sarahhhh 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:30

Wow, what that teacher did is completely rude. I've had semi bad acne since the 7th grade and I've tried everything to get it to go away, but nothing helps! Sometimes, it's just not your fault. And to have someone point it out is really embarrassing.

Keykar 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:35

haha u have a symetrical face with acne included?? that's impressive and must be a biologically advanced acne.... unless they were tlking about the astmetricalness.(if thts a word)

Ninja_Style 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:47

YDI. Proactive pizza face

hotpockets92 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 1:49

i feel sorry for ignorant people like you, you only make yourself seem like a total and complete jackass. i had some pretty bad acne myself in all of middle school and the first half of highschool and tried proactive wich was a total waste of money. OP: srry you have asshole teachers :(

DynamicDave 11

Monday 14 December 2009 16:01

I know what it's like to have bad acne, but it's kinda cool that it's symmetrical lol. Proactive and all that stuff is a waste of money, there are two things that work. 1. the cheap generic version of clearasil (the cream) and 2. rubbing alcohol. the alcohol swabs are the best but a cotton ball and a bottle of it will do lol. good luck