Health: Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of...

By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Sean - 09/10/2010 20:54 - United States

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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By hellokitty133 - 30/09/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:24

OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(

itscarrie 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:13

ouch! that's pretty insensitive.

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kei1108 13

Friday 6 May 2011 6:03

That's awful!

hateevryone 14

Friday 24 June 2011 7:42

your teacher is an ass

hokesmash 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:39

geez! mean enough?

ilovegeorgie 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:10

**** that teacher. what an ass hat!

winking16 0

Monday 31 October 2011 6:10

Get proactive

Carlie_McCartney 1

Monday 7 November 2011 1:55

That's insensitive...but it's definitely a real-world problem...

alreadyBEENused 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:48

Go to the doctor and ask for the pills and clyndoxyl gel. It clears up acne so fast

rockerlove2013 6

Wednesday 4 July 2012 15:28

Aww I'm sorry op don't worry things will brighten up for you soon

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 3:28

Wow. Rude.

superman3212 8

Monday 5 August 2013 9:56

I woulda said F U n left right on the spot.. what a ass

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