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By Stevo - 18/06/2010 07:13 - United States

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Lance - 08/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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By NoOrdinaryNZer - 30/10/2016 11:09 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 18:04 - Canada

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

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It's maths

By bastawhiz - 18/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2019 12:00

Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML

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By Too fast. - 07/12/2016 05:54 - Uruguay - Montevideo

Today, I got told by my classmates to slow down because I put too much pressure on them. I'm taking a class in accounting for the first time in my life, we are all over 25 and so far we are doing basic math. FML

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dunni786 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:21

Wow straight to the point like that ay? at least he didnt staple an application form to your test results

lets_be_ian 5

Friday 18 June 2010 16:22

you could always go into art.... of course that still means working at wal-mart, but at least you get to say you are an artist.

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tlconnor 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 16:17

Please ignore your teacher.

irtlw 1

Saturday 19 June 2010 18:06

you'll probaly still end up working at wal-mart even if you were good at math and went to college. so don't feel bad

PSyesinthatway 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:01

**** your teacher for thinking she's better than someone just because they work at WalMart.

vermichellio13 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 1:53

hahaha . that's not as bad as our math teacher who tells us we have shit for brains and tht we are all going to end up pregnant... while working at walmart.

Hoogyme 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 4:55

well it's something you'll actually use, unlike most math

tm3000 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 10:59

my math teacher called me a moron

nmyybandteex3 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 16:46

hahahaha...sounds like the teachers at my old high school..college prep my ass.

geez23 0

Monday 21 June 2010 1:45

get his ass fired

mercedeslove 0

Monday 21 June 2010 1:48

what a jack ass. Put child **** on his computer and call the cops

nebjamin69 0

Monday 21 June 2010 4:11

Your math teacher rocks. I'm sorry but that's a win for the teacher.

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