Miscellaneous: Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened...

By Candy - 20/05/2010 12:37 - United States

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

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Thursday 20 May 2010 16:29

I hope your mom popped you in the head for throwing away that expensive candy.

lolomgwtfdairyqu 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:22

Lol always read before opening.

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ThisismeBaby 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 21:09

wow can u say turkadurrrr?

wowyurcool1 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 21:10

damn japs. gut all those damn yellow freaks

kaysmiley 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 21:15

hahha I love that candy(:! I it lie white rabbit?

Simplyjulie 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 21:20

Ok I think OP pretty much get the idea that he or she made a simple mistake by throwing the rice paper out instead of eating it. Telling someone they're a dumb ass doesn't really help the situation so stop k? ty

Serec 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 21:32

Well they were expensive. Maybe that's why it's an FML to the OP. Anyway your a "dussel" OP.

yael1515 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 21:53

why did you throw them why didn't you try first to eat them.

Snugglez 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 22:06

Lol OP your an idiot. that is all

varkey 7

Thursday 20 May 2010 22:21

why would you immediately throw them away without reading the directions YDI you idiot and i hate you for wasting candy

goowyshitt112 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 22:40

BOTAN RICE CANDY!!!! the wrapper makes it delicious and is necessary lol

Compass 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 22:55

Freakin' idiot. What kind of flawed logic tells you to get rid of a problem if you can't solve it yourself without asking for help first. Especially if said problem was an expensive gift.