Miscellaneous: Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away,...

By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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MANNERS!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML

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By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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By Rainbow92 - 19/08/2009 23:43 - Bulgaria

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 174

By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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Monday 26 September 2011 8:53

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

s0m3guy2010 21

Monday 26 September 2011 8:56

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

Comments

FarSide 22

Monday 26 September 2011 14:44

If I were you I would find a course in remedial spelling and grammar.

Btreasure 8

Monday 26 September 2011 14:44

Oh the joys of menopause

mrmerino 0

Monday 26 September 2011 14:56

Oh you rebel.

frankwolf86 0

Monday 26 September 2011 15:24

looks like someone is the mayor of crazy town...

skyeyez9 24

Monday 26 September 2011 15:39

my brother does this and leaves poptart crumbs all over his bed.

floatguy 2

Monday 26 September 2011 15:44

I think mommy needs to chill out!!!!!

CiaranPM 0

Monday 26 September 2011 15:48

Woman logic.

sxdryv 14

Monday 26 September 2011 15:51

Anyone else see the irony in your "mother" calling u a bastard?

perdix 29

Monday 26 September 2011 15:58

A pop tart is all it took to find out that your Dad is not your real dad. One can only wonder what deep, dark secret you will uncover if you eat a [JimGaffigan] Hot Pocket! [/JimGaffigan]