By sadkid - 25/09/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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_Vamp_ 9

Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.

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SinSiXX 0

I'm sure that was a build up from all the other annoying things you do, so she finally snapped. :)

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some_girl9 8

Next time that bitch says something like that to you, just throw a box of Midol at her and say, "You need this," then walk away.

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ms_YoungMula 8

Your moms a bitch...she doesn't deserve to have kids if she talks like that

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nikijcchz 10

My mums done worse. It's probably a women/ mum thing. She probably didn't mean it!!!

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Rasetsu 10

My mom once told me that I would never succeed in life. Why? I don't fold my clothes "properly." She's usually very loving...but SUPER anal about folding clothes, laundry, dishes, etc. Household stuff.

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Paulinho_fml 5

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... badum tsssh

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