Intimacy: Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my...

By CD. - 11/01/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

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By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 08:31

Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML

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mfinn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

I agree with your boyfriend.

iamazombie 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:28

wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-

Comments

lucifer69_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:18

if your sister is a gynocologist why can't you spell it

theluckyones 10

Saturday 27 October 2012 23:28

Cause her sister is a gynecologist not a teacher.

noPENGSinALASKA 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:47

cause her sister is the one with a doctorine... not her

sallybobally 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:28

they sell cigarettes too, dude. just because something is for sale doesnt make it safe. even if they are safe, (which they arent) they are not necessary. your ****** should smell like ******, not summer rain or whatever. if it smells bad, like foul or fishy , thats evidence of a problem, which means you ought to go to the doctor.

laurendrew 2

Thursday 8 July 2010 2:08

Summer rain? hahah

jmateo_95 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:41

that mom is the ****** boss

FYLorYDIohno 12

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:50

how he knows so much about vaginas ? makes you wonder....

S3A82 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 5:41

cuz you learn that shit in 5th grade sex ed...

poopberry 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:30

I'm just commenting so I can use the word douche. douche.

bolek 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 18:37

lmaooooo!!!!!! I was about to comment that!! lmAo douch!

Galbatorix 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:41

Your a douche;)

supmofukka 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 8:43

its true. ur bf knows wats up. dont be embarrassed guys actually kno alot about womens health esp. whats supposed to go on down there.

gatorgrl1988 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 15:33

# 22 your mother needs a slap on the face for fouling the earth with a dumb shit like you. my sister is the doctor not me. Ans it spelled it like that on my Droid. :)

BeeBabyee420 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:01

wow so much anger....and so ridiculous the bottom line here is that if you take proper care of yourself, you shouldn't have to douche. it's really that fkn simple. the only girls I have ever known that are smelly in the pants are girls that (for example) don't take a damn shower after girl's atheletics or screw around a lot and just sit in their juices without bathing....yeah; once again-it comes down to bathing regularly. have a stinky vagine? try lettin so nice hot water get to your shit every once in awhile.