Intimacy: Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my...

By CD. - 11/01/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

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By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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You deserved it 3 245

By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 125

You deserved it 7 582

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 08:31

Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML

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mfinn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

I agree with your boyfriend.

iamazombie 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:28

wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-

Comments

captainmaharet 1

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:12

Your mom should be relieved that he pays attention in sex ed!

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:22

lmao

maddiey2014 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:58

LMFAO @ 18

MrPresidentBoss1 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 4:15

lol you mom and your boyfriend discussing your vag, to bad for you, hilarious for anyone else listening.

lucifer69_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:58

gatorgrl1988- just because I stated the truth doesn't mean my mother needs a slap for fouling the earth you ******* asshole dumb bitch. what the **** is a droid, tell it to get a dictionary, you should know how to spell and not rely on 'technology'. I hope you trip over and break your face. or some one will do it for you. either suits me

vzdevil 1

Monday 27 June 2011 23:29

droid? seriously? it's a phone

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 19 August 2013 5:13

but you spelled it wrong. it is gyne not gyno. idiot.

S3A82 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 8:27

woah woah woah chill fellas. i think we can compromise. gatorgrl has a stanky vag and didn't take sex ed, and lucifer just blew it WAAAAAY out of proportion. the droid is the new Verizon phone.

gatorgrl1988 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 13:39

39 watch your ******* mouth. and the Droid is the new Google phone. doubt u could afford one.

MiGman 5

Friday 18 June 2010 23:45

#40 your telling them to watch thier mouths?

gatorgrl1988 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 15:08

okay 38 & 39 lets get over this shit. lets put it behind us and be Fml friends. Who cares about douching and stinky vaginas bahhbahh

S3A82 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:18

i'd be friends. just remember to wash rinse and repeat.

idaniboo 0

Friday 15 January 2010 6:07

douching is bad for you. and the ****** does cleanse itself.

lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 8:24

S3A82 or whatever the **** your name is... HAHAHA yes stanky vag! blowing it out of proportion is just what I do guys. pretty funny if you ask me... and gatorgrl zOMg I WoUld jusT lUUurve tO b fmL frIeNds wiTh yOu, you ****. hahaha well I have heard of none of those because clearly I'm not from the same hemisphere as you (thank ****) and yeah, I couldn't afford one you piece of shit 'rich bitch'..... mmmm I love financial assumptions. really turn me on