Health: Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me...

By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

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By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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dobiesFTW 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:19

watch out for the guy saying, "rehab? you came to rehab for cigarettes? I used to suck dick for coke. have you ever sucked dick for cigarettes?!"

alunajoy 5

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:14

Rehab just for cigarettes?

Comments

thescyphozoa 6

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:12

FYL because you don't actually need the rehab and YDI for not hiding it better.

jameses19 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:13

does your mom know how much rehab costs and if so I think she's a dumbass for spending that much money for smoking cigarettes.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:35

Rehab for a pack of cigarettes? Either you're lying through your ass (the most probable), or you deserve it, for not bitchslapping some sense into that crazed moron you have at home.

TaraTottz 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 3:40

can't your parents see that you only tried 1?!?!

mcrepas 19

Thursday 22 July 2010 3:56

though weed is not addictive and supossedly better for you than alcohol or cigarretes, in all reality your getting high from it. getting high is from brain cells dying, plus once you smoke weed just even once, you're more likely to have a retarded child.

Cirri 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 11:36

Im going to have to call bullshit on this one. Go pick up a physiology book instead of relying on hearsay and rumor. The high comes from the chemicals in the weed, not from cell damage, and I'm going to have to ask you to cite your sources about the retarded child thing.