By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 818
You deserved it 9 725

Same thing different taste

Comments

Are you happier than her flushing it down the toilet... At least she's cool enough to smoke it.

hamurobby82 8

i submitted this exact FML weeks ago and here it is, posted by a completely different person. Whats that about????

hamurobby82 8

like literally word for word lol

linnie_wesker 20

If you're underage YDI for sure. I smoke but if I had an underage kid and caught them doing it I would lose my shit too. It's not hypocrisy, it's trying to be a decent parent to a kid with a brain that is still developing.

#27 nailed it. I don't know what the legal age is in your country, OP, but if you're underage then I'm sure they want to protect you. Weed is harsh on a developing brain. Hopefully, you do your research on it since you like it. Then, when you're of age (and of course if you are now) you should definitely join in. I hear it makes for great bonding time. :)

Amen. I enjoy a bowl every now and then, but I sure as hell ain't gonna sit by and let my kids enjoy what should be an adult activity. It isn't hypocritical. It's good parenting. The same way I wouldn't let them smoke tobacco or drink alcohol. When they're older and the fully understand the repercussions and responsibilities associated with these activities, I might enjoy it with them. PS. This comment was was written under the influence of a bottle of wine and a fat bowl of bud.

27, to be honest, I hate everything about your comment. Couple points here. One, the brain is far from being done developing at age 18, it continues into the late 20s. Secondly, being a parent shouldn't stop once your kid hits 18, being a parent is a lifelong commitment.

39, after age 18 thy are considered adults. 27, or any parent for that matter, can't exactly keep treating their kids like kids well into their 20's.

juturnaamo 29

Agreed. My parents tried giving me crap for occasionally smoking cigars after I was out of the house. I didn't feel I smoked enough for a significant impact, so the lectures did nothing.

linnie_wesker 20

39 lol no, stop. I didn't say the brain stops developing at 18 and I certainly didn't say you should stop being a parent when your kid turns 18. Also I never even said anything about being 18, I said underage, you apparently don't realize not everyone lives in 'Murica. Calm yourself.

hberri331 18

Sounds like something my parents would do. That sucks OP, but it'd probably be a story to tell at parties.

As a pothead and a soon to be mom, i wouldnt react that harshly but i would confiscate it, and smoke it cause its mine now. its not hypocritical depending on your age. if my kid is under my roof they follow my rules. I love weed, but not until the kid is of age, or more importantly done school.

LordMinion 9

Nice message to send your child "You're not in trouble, but I'm taking this away because it's bad for you. I'm also going to smoke it in front of you because I can.". Way to set an example, mom! It's really sad that somebody who is clearly proud to call themselves a pothead has reproduced. p.s. Your grammar and lack of typing is atrocious. Lay off the dope, Kasey.

LittleRed79 39

Well 35, if you're still smoking while pregnant then you're already exposing your child to it.

I am obviously refraining while pregnant, dumbass.

they would still be in trouble, just i wouldnt go on a screaming triade and threaten to take their door off, hence the 'i wouldnt react that harshly'. id explain that while marijuana is fine, not til they are of age and done school. but i also plan to have this conversation before i find any weed so they understand. and i didnt say id smoke it in front of them just that id smoke it. theres nothing wrong with that. thats being a responsible parent. of course attack grammar, couldnt think of anything valid to say? just cause i enjoy pot doesnt mean ill be a bad parent. grow up.

you kids are adorable. youll see when youre older. youd rather your parents scream and threaten to call the cops and flush your stash, or calmly explain that you need to wait til youre an adult? and why wouldnt i keep it, thatd be a waste. im not about to let the kid keep it.

gintwinsmoore 20

Sounds like an episode from That 70's Show to me...

I am assuming you are too young to be smoking weed or something ,no idea! And probably she doesn't want you to be doing all that under her roof! Time to move out !