Hahaha I could see his fathers FML,"Today, I was in the kitchen when I heard strange noises coming from the living room. My wife came to me and told me to leave the house. Turns out my son had been watching **** and forgot it was connected to the Bluetooth and my wife thought it was me, and my son didn't have the balls to admit it was him."

wow, your mom is strict! my husband watches **** from time to time and the thought of kicking him out will never ever cross my mind. it's what guys do!

Go tell the truth before you end a marriage.

Wait a sec.... Everyone's blaming this kid but is catching your spouse watching **** really worth kicking them out. Hell if I walked in on a significant other watching **** I'd probably grab a chair and start discussing all the new things we're gonna be trying

Lol at your mom for being an overbearing bitch though

This is and FML for you? More like F your dad's life

One simple rule. Don't mess with russian moms.

Not cool, OP. Not cool. Do the right thing and come clean to your parents. Don't make them suffer.

Ur a total douchebag man. Wimp. You're gonna do that then you better have the balls to tell your parents.

**** you OP tell your mom about it and stop being a coward