Miscellaneous: Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick....

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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You deserved it 94 767

By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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You deserved it 260

By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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You deserved it 38 453

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 01:00 - United States - West Valley City

Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML

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You deserved it 118

Not my problem

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML

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You deserved it 143

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By Still Waiting - 16/08/2016 18:54 - United States - Wenatchee

Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML

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You deserved it 1 011

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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You deserved it 144

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By Thanks, Mom - 01/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML

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You deserved it 144

By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML

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You deserved it 743

Seize the day

By Nick - 06/08/2013 14:44 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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You deserved it 3 589

Zen_Mei 17

Saturday 19 October 2013 2:36

I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school

LunaKitsune 19

Saturday 19 October 2013 2:34

I'm so sorry :( did you tell you're mom?

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 19 October 2013 3:39

Obviously, education is VERY important to him. It's just that he prefers "home-schooling," if you know what I mean ;)

lebrongeau 6

Saturday 19 October 2013 3:39

Sorry. I know how it feels my dad cheated on my mom

summer4me 25

Saturday 19 October 2013 3:41

Well no wonder he didn't want you to miss a single day if school. I feel bad for you :( did you tell your mom?

pmacxx 5

Saturday 19 October 2013 3:51

Now you know why he was adamant in you staying in school.

gunnerblaster 21

Saturday 19 October 2013 3:57

I'm sorry that your father is a sack of shit.

jasmine2301 25

Saturday 19 October 2013 4:03

Wonderful? *ahem* cheating-scumbag.*

jmcr 27

Saturday 19 October 2013 4:06

Can someone explain to me how the hell OP deserve this in anyway shape or form?! And sorry OP thats rough

modelos10 19

Saturday 19 October 2013 11:09

guess some people think that because you sick you deserve something. sucks

jmcr 27

Saturday 19 October 2013 16:27

It seems to be that way huh

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 19 October 2013 4:13

What an idiot father. I have no idea why anyone thinks YDI. Guess some people just enjoy being cruel.

cactusdesu 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 4:16

There's actually a punctuation mark called the SarcMark that looks like a dot inside of a swirl. You have to buy some software in order to be able to use it, though.