Miscellaneous: Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish... - FML

By Thanks Trump - 08/03/2016 22:31 - United States - New York

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 15:00

Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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xStarzx 11

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:52

Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.

FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:52

racists are the scum of the earth

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cylonN6 3

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:03

Well, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! But seriously, I don't expect much more from a Trump supporter

NickACD 27

Wednesday 9 March 2016 20:30

We don't know she supports trump, and way to be an asshole liberal.

CliffyB03 28

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:27

How are those two even correlated?

NightOWL666 14

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:42

Hm. Racist and retarded. I would've hated her just for the parking in the spot. Hopefully it's not hereditary

Soninuva 41

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:42

So let me get this straight: "Spanish people" are taking over everything, therefore she took over a handicapped spot to....protect it? Seriously though, I hate it when people who aren't handicapped take the handicap spots. My mother is blind, and it's hard for her to walk over unfamiliar terrain, and so when she's with us, she needs to be as close to the store as possible. My grandmother messed up her knee a few years ago and has a hard time walking longer distances. Because of this, I always park farther away when they're not with me (so that even if the handicapped spots aren't open, at least the closer ones are). A little walking never hurt anyone!

mswim 27

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:45

Well... That's racist. What a bitch to handicapped people.

NYGiants1925 22

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:46

How does that even relate?

GolgiTendonOs 18

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:49

She's a couple hundred years late to the party on that one.

diyos 15

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:51

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Spongegirlcs 17

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:52

My Mexican stepdad appreciates that when he's taking my wheelchair bound son out I'm sure. I'm not even ******* joking here. Bitch.

naviajack626 16

Wednesday 9 March 2016 20:05

Just like Europeans took over the America's. What a hypocrite.

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