Miscellaneous: Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish... - FML

By Thanks Trump - 08/03/2016 22:31 - United States - New York

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 15:00

Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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xStarzx 11

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:52

Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.

FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:52

racists are the scum of the earth

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Sansational_ 18

Thursday 10 March 2016 13:21

Nobody expected it

OhPuhleeze 23

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:58

Did she say "En nombre del rey Ferdinand2 de Aragón, aprovecho este espacio de aparcamiento para discapacitados" when she parked her "ship" there?

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 10 March 2016 16:11

Well if she's that stupid maybe she does need a handicap spot.

Iseeyou56 3

Thursday 10 March 2016 22:20

Ps just so people know Spanish people are from Spain and Mexicans are from Mexico

SebaQuesadilla 3

Friday 11 March 2016 6:18

Wtf. everyone knows that it's the negroes that you have to blame. smh

lilpurplekat 9

Friday 11 March 2016 8:16

stupid must be her handicap...

Sikki_Nixx 0

Saturday 12 March 2016 4:53

Look on the bright side...at least your mom isn't prejudice

Tomryan279 10

Saturday 12 March 2016 18:05

And the Spanish came together and threw your mom and the car into the ocean and said trump will join you soon. And the Spanish people lived happily ever after

Sliver1991 26

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:17

Sounds like she needs that spot...

wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 13 March 2016 7:36

Pray that you are adopted

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