Today, my mom picked me up from school and told me to carry in... - FML

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By aerith - 23/04/2021 02:17

Today, my mom picked me up from school and told me to carry in the groceries when we got home. In the two minutes it took to get home, I had already forgotten and my mom was PISSED. She said there’s no way my memory is that bad at 15. I regularly forget things in much less time. FML

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