Miscellaneous: Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said... - FML

By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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Holiday assumptions

By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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The R-word

By How old am I again? - 04/09/2022 17:30 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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Top comments

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL

Saltime 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:20

Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!

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No_LoveMM 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:18

^ wtf 2 11's

Bloodlvst 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:19

Everyone knows you have anger issues unless you say "poop"

Saltime 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:20

Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!

slipknotz 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:31

Well your the happiest chap I've seen!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:38

Saltime, don't ******* say ****.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:55

Everybody quit ******* cussing! There's ******* kids here! Damn people with no ******* sense of got-damn decency. I gotta go, bitches ain't gonna slap themselves.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:54

I see someone elllseee who might need it as weeellll... ( she says looking innocent ).

Farag97 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:11

guys, stop saying the **** word

CabooseWins 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:46

Don't say ****, and don't use any other 'swear' words. They sound like shit, goddamn it.

MagicGiraffe 12

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:50

Talk about beating a dead horse...

Badlifesmd 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:07

**** is a bad ******* word! Don't say it you ************!!

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 10:13

Tourettes guy would be proud of this thread

jonn090 13

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:21

Your mom needs some ass

ariannaa_fml 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:21

Crap: Creepin' on Reptiles Absolutely Psychotic

amadais 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:42

Haha, no

Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:41

Crap- 20's comment.

mike410 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 8:54

FYL

Steven696 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:22

Tell her the class sucks and see what she does

RainbowzSkittlez 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:37

lmao or say the class is crappy xD

mileyfan17 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:23

Wow your moms a little out there. You should talk to her.

BballHottie34 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:24

your mom is crap

MichellinMan 20

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:02

Yes, yes she is.

RabidBunny 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:25

Wow parents these days worry me. They are either too strict and overprotective or uncaring and oblivious of their children's lives. You must have a voluminous amount of patience to deal with this stuff.

jazzybaby179 22

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:25

Op needs Jesus

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:32

Or better people skills. Or a pizza delivery coupon. Or the knowledge of the difference between tornados and hurricanes.

jazzybaby179 22

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:44

Indeed!!(:

Comet_Candy 23

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:02

Raptor Jesus.

stacianichole 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:32

Maybe he'll see the guy that rolled his eyes during a work meeting at anger management.

haleyyraee96 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 4:43

#63 Cool story bro, tell it one more time? I didn't quite catch it (:

jazzybaby179 22

Tuesday 13 September 2011 4:53

Sarcasm not needed bro!

stacianichole 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:28

Calm down.

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