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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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The R-word

By How old am I again? - 04/09/2022 17:30 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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leadman1989 15

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL

Saltime 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:20

Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!

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sugarkiller_fml 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:27

Your mum needs over-reacting management class though.

allthatremains25 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:28

Woaahh there! You better cool down! That language is offensive to some of us here! Sorry op, fyl

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:30

She's just looking for an excuse to get an hour away from your boring, yet short-tempered, ass. I wouldn't be surprised if she tricks you into going to an ice-cream shop and then tosses you into an Overeaters Anonymous meeting -- another hour!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:34

I didn't realize parents still made a big deal out of 'crap'. Explain to the therapist what happened, they aren't dumb. They'll know quickly enough that you don't have an anger problem if they don't believe you the first session.

aantho_fml 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:35

Today, my completely out of control, anger riddled son said his first curse word. I have no idea how the word "crap" got into his vocabulary, but hopefully anger management will get him to clean up his word usage. I thought I raised this kid better. FML

ashtonkay 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:48

Damn it I meant to press thumbs up haha I'm sorry bro (:

WildKoala43 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:35

Way to go man :P

ashtonkay 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 12:06

Hey hey hey no need to be mean yall.

likewoahxHelen 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:35

She's insane.

daminantion 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 8:19

I like your pic :)

trollsemen 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:36

Are you guys of the SUPER-Catholic Religon?

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:36

Don't take that crap.

itsfreakinliv 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:36

Now say **** and see what happens.

katie_noe 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:40

sounds like something my dad would do. F both of our lives....

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