By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 044
You deserved it 7 794

Same thing different taste

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You were probably only doing it because you knew it was a taboo. It's kind of sad that a pre-school child would already have that impression. I literally blame society.

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lilbz76 0

You sound as if you have no life and needed some kind of attention so you posted that lame ass attempt at a FML! I'll bet you've read every one of these comments more than once and check back every day to see if there are new ones. Well, here you go, 10 more seconds of joy added to your day...

the Bunny Ranch is hiring. u got the experience needed no questions asked!

A natural talent. You will always have a great backup in case your current job/college doesn't work out.

FR3NCHii_L0V3 4

omg when i was in kindergarden i had my first kiss :D lmfao but seriously i did !

Anthonyemolove 0