By worst - 12/10/2009 08:23 - Philippines

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
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marcolin 0

I hate how religion influences people like that... GJ man, keep it up with ur life :)

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Peroxide 3

Well then, its obvious what you need to do. Smoke, drink, do drugs and go to church on Sundays.

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plexico 3

The number is spelled googol. It is defined as 10^100, or a 1 followed by 100 zeros. The company, Google, is spelled differently. I'm knocking you IQ down ten orders of magnitude to 10^90 for making such a childish mistake.

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timtam24 0

maybe i did it on purpose so you'd talk to me, and it wasn't a mistake at all

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hogermite 0

your iq is now 15 points lower for posting such a stupid fml.

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PaperShreds 0

Nothing that special about an IQ of 130 and being an honor student, unfortunately. Aim for 140, valedictorian, the Principal's award, and a few other miscellaneous achievements, maybe then she'll overlook it.

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dspadres 0

Well no shit she thinks you're the worst! You don't do anything fun!

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splinterette 0

Maybe church would help you with that horrible arrogant attitude you have goin' on. If you weren't such a braggart, maybe your mom wouldn't care whether you went to church.

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plexico 3

High IQ and class standing doesn't mean you also cannot be a selfish, nasty bastard.

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