By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
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ThatBrownChick 0

well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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imahitu 0

take a hint thunderthighs lose some weight

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taltamir 6

YDI for not taking care of yourself... your mother just wants you to be healthy and not die of horrible weight related disorders, is that so bad? that being said, it was extremely rude of her.

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EmilyKitten9 0

This isn't real. SRLSLY?! It says "by fatman" If you're a fatass go on weight watchers. I'm 5' 5" and 122 lbs. I would love it if my mom bought me weight watchers.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Take the hit? What makes you think he's smoking a bong?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Um, pendatik? Curiosity here: why do you have a dash right after that colon? Is that a British thing?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Haha, I know where you're coming from. My spelling et al. has suffered since I started using the interweb cybertubes. But NO SAVE! DENIED!

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ViolentDiplomat 0

"BAWWWW! MY MOM THINKS I'M FAT!" Can't believe this isn't getting more YDIs. YDI for whining about being fat. And also, YDI for not accepting a thoughtful gift from your mother. Now go run a mile fatty.

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BlaBleBliBloBlu_fml 0

Does she pay for it? If she does its a really nice present. Weight Watchers is expensive. And helps (:

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DCS_fml 0

Sell the membership on craigslist and get something you want.

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AtrumMessor 1

She's trying to help you out. Quit whining just because you're in denial.

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